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George Kranky's Grandma is a miserable grouch. George really hates that horrid old witchy woman. One Saturday morning, George is in charge of giving Grandma her medicine. George knows exactly what to do. One that will either cure her completely - or blow off the top of her head It could be dangerous. This was a silly thing to say to a small boy at any time. It immediately made him wonder what sort of mischief he might get up to. Then out she went, closing the back door behind her. George was bored to tears. His father was a farmer and the farm they lived on was miles away from anywhere, so there were never any children to play with.

He was tired of staring at pigs and hens and cows and sheep. He was especially tired of having to live in the same house as that grizzly old grunion of a Grandma. Looking after her all by himself was hardly the most exciting way to spend a Saturday morning. She was a selfish grumpy old woman.

Most Grandmothers are lovely, kind, helpful old ladies, but not this one. She spent all day and every day sitting in her chair by the window, and she was always complaining, grousing, grouching, grumbling, griping about something or other.

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She was a miserable old grouch. George went into the kitchen and made Grandma a cup of tea with a teabag. He put one spoon of sugar in it and no milk. He stirred the sugar well and carried the cup into the living room. Grandma sipped the tea. George took the cup back to the kitchen and added another spoonful of sugar.

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He stirred it again and carried it carefully in to Grandma. I stirred it well. It was only when she had him on her own that she began treating him badly. Boys who grow too fast become stupid and lazy. George took a good look at Grandma. She certainly was a very tiny person. Her legs were so short she had to have a footstool to put her feet on, and her head only came halfway up the back of the armchair.

Grandma sipped some tea but never took her eyes from the little boy who stood before her. From now on, you must eat cabbage three times a day.

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Mountains of cabbage! Slugs, too. The old hag grinned, showing her pale brown teeth. It has a pair of sharp nippers on its back end and if it grabs your tongue with those, it never lets go. George started edging towards the door. He wanted to get as far away as possible from this filthy old woman. Could it be, George wondered, that she was a witch? He had always thought witches were only in fairy tales, but now he was not so sure. It was a thin icy smile, the kind a snake might make just before it bites you.

George began to tremble. It was her face that frightened him the most of all, the frosty smile, the brilliant unblinking eyes. George made a dive for the door. Roald Dahl was a spy, ace fighter pilot, chocolate historian and medical inventor. Bring a sprinkling of Roald Dahl magic to your favourite stories with this set of printable bookmarks. Which hero will you pick? Matilda is the world's most famous bookworm, no thanks to her ghastly parents.

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